wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes
*grabs my own ass* nice
Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.
Gene: God goes to your school?
Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle