3kul-VTAQ

if you know what VTAQ means hmu ;)
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Oct. 19th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 197281 Notes

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

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mercuryjones:

Porn stars read mean tweets about themselves.

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breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

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Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
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gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

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nickiminajsasshole:

trying to be a part of conversations like

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maidmarians:

The Incredibles (2004)

Rest In Peace Elizabeth Peña

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masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

this dog has a job and i don’t

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Oct. 19th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 121079 Notes

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

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Oct. 19th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 43358 Notes

therealsourpatchninja:

malefica-anima:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

Woah it’s true.

you just know someone there planned that

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